Jun 22

halo3

Here’s a step by step guide to getting just a little more enjoyment out of an already fun game.

Step 1: Hop on into any ranked Free for all playlist.

Step 2: Wait for someone to say “Hey guys, wanna do achievements?”

Step 3: Reply “Sure, everyone meet in the middle of the map and crouch”. Note: This works best on either Guardian or Epitaph.

Step 4: As soon as the match starts, run toward the center of the map. As soon as you see the circle of crouching douchebags, start hucking grenades into the center of said circle. Once the first grenade goes off, the jig is up – open fire with whatever gun you happen to be carrying at the time.

Step 5: Wait patiently for your rep to go down due to complaints of “unsporting conduct”.

Sure, maybe it’s griefing, but hey, those d-bags where trying to exploit the achievement system. The way I see it, I’m doing a public service to all of XBL by disrupting their efforts.

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