Alright Microsoft, I understand you’re proud of your new browser, and hey, IE 8 is definitely better than any other version of IE …. but that’s like saying a punch in the face is better than a punch in the junk – either way you’re still getting punched. When compared to other browsers on the market IE 8 just doesn’t measure up. Or does it….
Nope, it doesn’t. This chart is just full of lies. Let’s examine just a few of these, shall we?
Developer Tools
Oh, I’m sorry, did IE become open source while I wasn’t looking?
Reliability
IE crashes like a drunk teenager on prom night while Firefox runs without interruption.
Compatibility
IE is compatible with more sites on the internet…. that’s just stupid and I’m not going to dignify it with a response.
Keep at it Microsoft, you’re helping to populate my blog with amusing content, so I hope you’ll continue your media push for IE 8. Would it be too much to ask for you to release a video of some sort that I can make fun of?
